Yarnium Hoodie Size:4XL For anyone whose stash has

For anyone whose stash has a life of its own

The shirt reads "DEATH BEFORE DESTASH" across the top banner and bottom banner

with triangular sun rays radiating outward from behind it — making the yarn and the sun one seamless

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The word "because" and "is" are set in smaller

Yarnium Hoodie Size:4XL For anyone whose stash hasA pitch perfect send up of the periodic table, rendered as a single teal element tile with a cream border and matching cream lettering. At the top sits a neatly wound ball of yarn with a trailing strand, standing in for the usual atomic number. Below it, the bold two letter symbol "Yn" dominates the square, followed by the element name YARNIUM and the deadpan spec line "atomic mass: unknowable". A cheeky caption sits beneath the tile in white text,